It would be amazing if this were true. And maybe it is.

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Oh, it’s so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and she’ll squirt it in her mouth all over, and then she’ll take an egg and kind of… mmm! She calls it a ‘mayon-egg.’ Are you okay?

love michael’s reaction.

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gotta love gob. dude is way awesome.

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“oh, hello buster. here’s a candy bar. no. i’m withholding it. look at me, getting off!”

ah, lucille & buster. can’t help but love them. i wonder what their costumes will be at this year’s motherboy. haha