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arrested development
Gob:But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.Michael:Could it be love?Gob:I know what an erection feels like, Michael. -
baby-dakota being adorable and unintentionally hilarious.
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On why people shouldn’t have babies.
“Spit in her face… because soon you won’t have the saliva to do it.”
(Thanks for sharing, Kim.)
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I live in The Netherlands, but I'm not Dutch.
Chandler:Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?Joey:Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.Chandler:and the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?Joey:Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.Posted on May 16, 2010 via NⒺRD in L♥VE with 166 notes
Source: nerdinlove
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aphroditemine:fuckyeahparksandrecreation:thiswonderland:
Sugar. It’s a block of sugar.
Parks and Recreation, 2x22 Telethon
Posted on May 15, 2010 via demova has moved to wenbys. with 341 notes
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from Conan’s twitter
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“Come with me if you don’t want paint on your clothes.”
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Betty White hosting SNL last night made my life.
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Modern Family, Season 01x22
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I’m a fucking private school girl!
public school is so random
Wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school educated. Sorry, no offense, but it’s true.
<3 Summer Heights High!
Posted on April 18, 2010 via SAMANTHA with 17 notes
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